Sunday, December 13, 2009

Friday, March 14, 2008

wuss dis?

It all started as a 4-month fetus
My germ cells parted ways, believe dis!
La fin de ma totipotencie

When - awoken by placental thump -
To my surprise: "Hark! What? A lump!"
Début d'une amitié profonde.

O clitoris, when first you sprouted,
Though effacéd under hood, you clouded
Chair and Os with Obamian waves of hope.

I swore, "until cancer defeats me,
(Unless in threemonth H. Bloom eats me!)
I'll live for truth and help street children when I can...

But the course of true love never did run smooth...

At age 15, tu m'as déçue.
You turned out shorter than prévu...
Your aesthetic splendor serves not quite as well.

In gym class you were half as long
As little Asiangs Sally Wong's! and
Injustice! she was in a Bible group.

But I try to stay Obuminous...
The sauna once was numinous! and
Alcohol helps too...I try to cope.
But boy clitori, avec passage du temps,
Grow into man clitorises...I hope!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

sans titre

Sometimes a girl is so incredibly horny at work that she does not have the wherewithal to think about the things which matter most: family, the Internet, looking good, or yoga. And then she realizes that verily, the passage of time marks the face of all things.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Cam Bodge

Bamboo, Shamu
Tuna fish is canned food
Killa Cam will slam you
Chocolate food


I get koo koo for the Coco
Puff, puff, pass in slomo
No homo though
Dipset, so thorough

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Sheeeeeeit, partner.

Sometimes you are in your kitchen mixing cereals when you overhear your roommate discussing the democratic primary with his social psychologist friend, who just happens to study prejudice and bias. Maybe this social psychologist friend says that Obama speaks like Clay Davis. Maybe you laugh, and ask, "Did you just compare Obama to Clay Davis?" Maybe he seems confused that you laughed, but says, "Yes," and finishes his point (Re: Substance: Clinton = viscous, Obama = watery). Maybe the conversation peters out, maybe it dawned on him, maybe that's


Thursday, March 6, 2008

feelin kinda HAWNAY!

just now

and sometimes often, I went to sit down, but stopped myself mid-motion. already bent over at the waist, i failed to straighten back up and re-bend before resting my butt. it's not comfortable, I have to get up again. JUST THIS!